Name: Pen Sets
Brand: FUN CLUB
Price: 13.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens.

ANXIETY SET:
OMG ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
BRB LET ME OVERTHINK THIS
EVEN MY ANXIETY HAS ANXIETY
I CAME. I SAW. I HAD ANXIETY SO I LEFT.
CAN'T WAIT TO WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING TODAY!

CUSTOMER SERVICE:
THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG
OUTWARD SMILES, INWARD SCREAMS
SORRY, I'M ON MY BREAK
I DONT KNOW. I JUST WORK HERE
HERE TO HELP! JK, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE

DEMOTIVATIONAL:
You've already peaked
Everyone's judging you
You're for sure getting fired
That idea is garbage
Your face is weird

FUCK IT ALL:
Fuck that!
Fuck me!
Fuck you!
Fuck this!
Fuck it!

MILLENIAL:
MILLENNIALS: WALKING AROUND LIKE THEY RENT THE PLACE
STILL VERY, VERY COOL + HIP
SO, WE JUST LIKE ALL HAVE ANXIETY, RIGHT?
HOW ARE THERE SO MANY BILLS?
I ATE AVOCADO TOAST AND NOW I'M HOMELESS

ADULTHOOD:

Very Reluctant Adult
Growing Up Was The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Done
Lover Of Cancelled Plans
I Need an Adultier Adult
So Much For Knowing Everything When I'm Older

WORK SUCKS:
Never too early to start dreading Monday.
I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow.
This meeting could have been an email.
Same thing different day.
Personally victimized by my daily alarm clock.

SHIT SHOW:

- NOT THRIVING, JUST SURVIVING

- WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW

- HOT MESS EXPRESS

- MAYBE TODAY, SATAN

- WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS

AFFIRMATIONS:

I WILL TALK TO MYSELF LIKE SOMEONE I LOVE

I AM BOTH A MASTERPIECE AND A WORK IN PROGRESS

I WILL EXIST ON MY OWN DAMN TERMS

I AM CAPABLE OF DOING HARD THINGS

I WILL NOT BE AFRAID TO TAKE UP SPACE